Alright Bio here’s your damn Crockercest fic
I’m so going to hell for this. I hope you’re happy.
today someone called me a spider and I instantly thought of vriska………….
lmfao honestly, it was the funniest shit since they were pretty much poetically calling me a conniving bitch and you know, i think i’d be pretty ok with brutally shoving people down stairs and off of cliffs so ok we’ll roll with the spider thing B)
she is pretty much my favourite anyway
Are you an Illinoisstuck, Indianastuck, Michiganstuck, ACENstuck, or any combination of the four?
Are you a girl? Do you like girls? Are there females in our local fandom community that are important to you?
If so, STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING. Just for a few…
This is terrible. Signal boost.
Slinky is trying so hard
LIVE TO WIN
TIL YOU DIE
TIL THE LIGHT DIES IN YOUR EYES…
what am i doing with my life?
CLEARLY
NOT SPENDING IT AT THE MAX
UNLIKE THIS SLINKY
I liked this quote so much I made this thing.
“It’s called being part of a society. Not everything goes your way. I don’t let my kids eat ice cream every night. They wish I did, but even they know: that doesn’t make me the Hitler of ice cream
Amen to that.
jon <3
this quote kind of pisses me off i think i already commented on it but idk john’s face there is just so ”i am le smug x3”
Because it’s being said in response to a sentiment that most people on here disagree with, everyone’s just like “OHO xDD” but if you look at it just as a group of people who believe they’re having their way of life being messed with by the government, and then telling them “too bad you don’t always get everything you want”? What the fuck? What if this was being applied to gay marriage? Or I dunno, any other controversial idea right now?
Fucking make a joke about why it’s not actually a “war” on anything, I would think that would be pretty easy with that situation, instead of thinking you’re witty for saying “qq more lol”
^^^ Much love, ya’ll!
“but if you look at it just as a group of people who believe they’re having their way of life being messed with by the government, and then telling them “too bad you don’t always get everything you want”? What the fuck? What if this was being applied to gay marriage? Or I dunno, any other controversial idea right now?”
The trick is, the people he’s referencing aren’t being oppressed by the government- they have the freedom to practice their religion in their own lives, as do we all. The idea that one’s religion is under attack because laws are being enacted to allow things one’s religion does not approve of is ridiculous. No one is saying one cannot practice one’s religion in one’s own life. What they want is for the government to enact laws so that other people who are not them nor are in any way connected to them will be forced to live under their personal code. They wish to be allowed to take their own religious principles- let’s use the ability for an employer to restrict his employee’s access to insurance as an example, but there are many examples- and have a legal backing to apply them to others. This is not okay. The freedom to practice one’s religion does not mean the freedom to enforce it on others. You can live your own life by the stricture of your religion and not have to have the world follow its rules- it is *your* religion, after all, and while you can certainly have an opinion on whether everyone should follow your religion, you should not (and cannot, under the First Amendment) be allowed to legally enforce its strictures on others. Which is what he’s referencing.
GLaDOS gijinka that I keep revising, I’ll be happy with the design eventually. I’m pretty set on the upper parts, not really set on the boots and all the wires…
This is just a really quick bland doodle…. :1 might delete later
I’m so going to hell for this. I hope you’re happy.
I want a vepr so badSo I was talking to my girlfriend about her parents, and for those of you who don’t know me personally, she’s from the Ukraine. Her parents worked in Chernobyl post melt down. When she first told me that I thought she was joking, but being the dumb American that I am, I assumed the place was abandoned and irradiated as fuck. Not the case. The plant needed constant maintenance after the fact, and apparently some of those who stayed behind to look after the plant actually called themselves Stalkers in relation to Tarkovsky’s classic film. #mynerdbonerhasneverbeensoerect
Anyway, all this talk about Chernobyl and the Western bastardization of the incident (especially with this atrocity of a movie called “The Chernobyl Diaries” coming out soon) got me thinking about how little I knew about Ukrainian weaponry. So after a little research, I found this lovely thing. It’s called a Vepr which translated means “Wild Boar”. There isn’t much to brag about, it’s a very simple rifle designed for the new century. It’s a AK-74 variant, chambered in 5.45x39mm and converted to bullpup.
With Ukraine moving towards an EU/NATO stance, this rifle may be short lived. The caliber would no longer be NATO standard, causing the Vepr to become a collector’s item in the near future. Provided anyone could get their hands on it.
FUCKING VEPRS
IF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
DON’T REBLOG THIS FUCKING VEPR
I WILL KILL
MOTHERFUCKING ALL OF YOU
Yeeeeaaaah, in the last month or so I went through most of Karkat’s logs, collecting various insults and other quotes from him. Mostly for people to use as inspiration for their own Karkat insults, whether it be fore fanfics or roleplaying, or for anyone who just wants to laugh at some of the hilarious things he ends up saying.